OMD I just looked at da bloggy and saw dat mom has been posting pics of me an Bubbles NAKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How embareressing. I mean fur real lady do you not give us any dignities at all?
SO anyway I knowed her birthdays is coming up and I thought to myself:
"Texas, you should get your mom to get you a new collar for her birthday,SPEICALLY since she missed yours!"
No I am NOT being selfsish at all cause um... she LIKES to buy us stuff.
FOR REAL.
SO I had to get on the etsy place site, cause they haves a lot of cools stuff and BOY oh BOY was there LOTS to choose from.
Since I'm a very dapper dachshund, *if I do say sos my self.*
I'm thinking somtin red, or green, or black. Sometin that screams
"I"M IN CHARGE HERE"
Oh yeah and I looked for a star as well.
The Ring a Ding from Lucky Fiona
Hmm..its red, its black, its looks like a good "guy" collar...hmmmmm *scratches self*
NEXT!
Ok so dats 3 collars fur me, and three collars for Bubbles, and Pompei already got a fancy collar, so he don't need one....soo...*does math in head*
$90!!!!!
WOOF!
Now letsss seeee..
I needs to get a tag, in case I has to hitch hike or sometin, you know like when mom starves me again.
OMD IS DIS NOT PEFECT OR WHAT!??!!?!?
How embareressing. I mean fur real lady do you not give us any dignities at all?
SO anyway I knowed her birthdays is coming up and I thought to myself:
"Texas, you should get your mom to get you a new collar for her birthday,SPEICALLY since she missed yours!"
No I am NOT being selfsish at all cause um... she LIKES to buy us stuff.
FOR REAL.
SO I had to get on the etsy place site, cause they haves a lot of cools stuff and BOY oh BOY was there LOTS to choose from.
Since I'm a very dapper dachshund, *if I do say sos my self.*
I'm thinking somtin red, or green, or black. Sometin that screams
"I"M IN CHARGE HERE"
Oh yeah and I looked for a star as well.
Hmm..its red, its black, its looks like a good "guy" collar...hmmmmm *scratches self*
NEXT!
Road Rules from Coley's Collars
I like dat it says rules for road, cause rules and in charge dogs goes together..
Texas Hold Em' from Coley's Collars
Annnd I only like dis one cause it says Texas in it. heehee
FUR BUBBLES:
The Whootie from Addison Logan's Shop
Girly stufss.
Welcome To Miami by Addisson Logan
More girly stufss
The Duchess by Bow Wow Couture
and MORE girly stufss.
Ok so dats 3 collars fur me, and three collars for Bubbles, and Pompei already got a fancy collar, so he don't need one....soo...*does math in head*
$90!!!!!
WOOF!
Now letsss seeee..
I needs to get a tag, in case I has to hitch hike or sometin, you know like when mom starves me again.
OMD IS DIS NOT PEFECT OR WHAT!??!!?!?
Mom says sometin about needin on wit more room for "information" but who needs dat, I mean its not like I'm going to let a strange touch me any who!?
BOL! Mom says Touche'
ANd Bubbles can have dis one, cause she goes up to anyone alla time.
Dumb girls.
Now...i gots to find mom's credit card thingy...............
SNAPS.
Mom caught me and says the only dog things she's buying dis month is a.....DOG HAIR BROOM!?!?
HOW BORING IS DAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
I thinks I'm giong to be hitchhiking sooner dan I thoughts.
Wait...what? You didn't even know I was naked??
*runs and hides*
