A Review - By Texas

Helllooo bloggy pawpuls!

Today, I, Texas The Doxie, will present to yous all a review of a piece of junk, not even worth your money probably a good purchase, maybe, kinda, dog toy.

This toy has a strange name, so its not even worth mentioning no this here bloggy. So um...lets get to the action shall wee? So mom went to the Petstore WITHOUT ME wiht Rob yesterday and the little bugger got to PICK OUT HIS OWN TOYS!?

Am I bitter 'bout that you ask?

No. I am not.

I just STEAL ALL THE TOYS AWAY AND THEN SNAP AT HIM WHEN HE COMES CLOSE!
Then mom puts them up and of course its all Rob's fault that we was board and stuff. 

Um... where was I?

Oh yeas.

So this thing is a KONG Wobbler, KNOCK OFF. I know, that is prolly a big deteerant but that didn't even stop mom. (she's a cheap scape) so you can get this little "beutee" at your local PetsMart for only $7.97!!

Yeah.

Cheep.

So antiways... mom gets this monstroscity home and tries to open it. Me, being the smartest, most handsomest doggie alive, realized immediately that this produced food..so was all fur mom letting me play wit it. So i ran and around barkign at her ..but her never even put it down for a long time!

She kept tryin' to un twist the thingymajiggy and it wouldn't even come loose! Not even for a whole night!

So mom just stuck some foods in teh little wholes, and let me and Bubbles play with it.

LEmme tell yous how smart I am.

I got that thing done in like. 5 seconds flat!! BLAM!

Don't believe me??

I gots some video PROOF!!!!!



Anyway mom says its not a great toy cause the plastic is cheeps, and if Rob gotta ahold of it he would tear it up in like two seconds, cause he thinks you has to bite it to get the food out, not hit it with your feets.

He's a dumb bunny.

So if you want a toy like dis, spend the money and get a really KONG WOBBLER!

That's all.

Zzzzz....What!?

Do ya mind? I"m tryin to nape here....but since you're here starin at me like that, I'd besta clear up somethin. I was not. In jail.cause I was bad. I don't even know why I was in jail, but Mom put me in da car, and drove me to the vet place and LEFT me. Mom says cause she had to go outta town for a long time. I don't even think its fair that Bubbles didn't even stay wit me and I was there all by myself. 

Another thing is I gots a new case fur a new year. Yall all know I'm the top-o-the-line sekurity around here and cause I'm so good we hasn't had much trouble. I just let out a couple of warnin barks and bad peoples and dogs know they better stay away from heres.

Welp da other day we had  THIEF!!!!!!!!!!!

Yep! He (i'm purty sure it was a he) done stole my KONG from OFF of my OWN PORCH!!! how sorry is dat??? 

I mean a KONG is like the next best thing ta life its self and they STOLE IT!?!? Mom is not happy at all and NEITHER AM I!!! 

So KNOW THIS THIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL CATCH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I WON'T REST UNTIL I DO!

♫"Hide ya food, hide ya toys, hide ya food, hide ya toys, hide ya foood...♫

In other news, mom said I gots to tell you about this website called "Barking Deals" its a sight that gives you daily deals anywhere from 50-90% on certain dog related products. If you like Groupon.com or websites like that then you'll go barkin mad over dis websity! Today's deal is KONG Wubbas for only $4.99!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Those are Pompei's favoritest toys ever. Anyways she though you might like ta check that out. 

And lastly we gots to say "Happy Birth-Month-Day" to Pompei cause he's like 14 months old now. Rah.

A'ight. I gotsta get back to my nappie nap. 

Gotta be rested up to catch that theifers. 

Texas Logs: New Toy

Texas Log Date: October 18, 2010

Weather: Sunshine

Mood:Excited

Today a new toy is supposed to come in da mail for me. I sure hope mom gets home fast so I cans get it! Ooo the doorbell! Why can't i even open da door this is un far.. ArrroooOOoOoO! Wooof woof woooof! Rrruffffff ruf rraff rraff!

hmmph. Still gots TWO HOURS till mom get off the work place. Will upate later.

-10 4 Good Buddy.

 

Head of Household Security 

We've bee Tagged!

Toby The Dog with a Blog tagged us in the blog photo game.
And here are the rules:
1). Go to your 1st photo folder
2). Find the 10th picture
3). Post the 10th picture and tell everyone about it!

I accidentally changed up the rules, and went too the first folder, then the 10th folder inside the first folder, and picked the 10th photo from there. I have two tons of photos obviously. ::grins::

Anyway, this photo is of my third puppy Midnight, who will be a GDF mommy one of these days. But right now she's living the spoiled life of a pet. Midnight was posing with some toys she'd received from Addie, Hailey and Lucie's very first Halloween Costume Contest!
She loved that green spiky toy to death, and wore us all out with it! She went IFT a couple weeks after this, and Texas arrived and killed the spiky squeaky toy.

4). Tag 5 other Doggie Blogs so they can have some photo fun, too!!

• Addie, Hailey & Lucie 
• The TN Bull Terriers
• The Splorin Wolfies 
• Frankly Speaking
• TJ @ The Doxie Diaries
  

- Sorry if you guys have already been tagged! :)

Christmas 2009

Apparently I really scored with the gifts for the pups this year. They have been playing with them NON-STOP over the last 24 hours. I may have to go out and pick up a few more, to hold.
THANK YOU BIG LOTS!!

{Victoria saw the rawhide Candy Canes, and ditched everything else}

{My sister "helped" Bubbles and Texas open their gifts}

{THE rope toy of the year, with bones attached}

{Uh..mom? Can I have it back now?}

{Another rope toy,a water ball, and a interactive toy*place treats inside of it*}

 

{"HEY I was here first!"}

...Waaayy Late

Awards!


Mom would like to say thank you to the Munchkin Memoirs for this cool award! She is super lazy when it comes to posting these things!! But that's why I'm here to make sure stuff like this gets done!!

"The only rule for this award is that to accept it, display it proudly on your blog for all the blog world to see your greatness and/or pass it on to other bloggers as you see fit..."

We love all of our blog readers but we'll just nominate a few! :)

1. The Journey of a Southeaster Guide Dog Puppy
2. Raising Miracles
3. A Puppy I Love
4. Baxter @Kalyxcornucopia
5. Dakota's Tails
6. Raising a Pup, Guide Dog Style
   

Outings

Mom took Ira out to Target today, (one of her favorite stores..) and they came home with a bunch of goodies!! Since Ira Loooovessssss to chew, mom wanted to get her some different things to keep her mind busy,even letting her pick out her own toy, and carry it to the front....well as far as she could.

Ira picked out the Air squeaky thing....*figures* and mom got a the green bottle thingy, and another stuffed toy, that didn't have any stuffing OR a SQUEAKER?!? How Un-Cool is that? But Ira likes it cause the tail sounds like crinkly paper, and I like it cause she likes it.

I like the green thing cause treats come out of it if you hit it long enough; Ira does't know how to me patience with it and gets mad fast.

Her loss is my gain!!! :)



We'll I'm off to go play with my new toys and try to stay cool!! Happy Labor Day!!! (again!)

#WetWednesday - Texas Speaks

Yo Guys!

Wow have we had a crazzzzyy weekend!! Mom has only told you about a little of it. But it was a blast!! We had like 5 dogs in here, and we played as much as possible!!!!

The black one is a guide dog, mom had at one time or another, and the orange one is Eden; he's part of the program Ben is in. He wasn't much fun at all, cause he just stayed under mom's desk for most of the time. He did come out a little bit on Sat/Sun and played for a teensy weensy bit.

Anyways they both left on Monday, and we were so tired we slept for like....ALL EVENING.

Tuesday was boring - Mom and Ben left for a while, and then came back and left again. Some dog related stuff.

Today all it did was RAIN! It stopped for a little bit and mom ran us outside for a quick walkie up the hill, to her parents house. Her dryer stopped working so she has to haul her clothes up there to dry them. But while we were there it started to pour!!

But the silly lady didn't just stay inside until it stopped...nooo she had to walk us ALL back HOME in the RAIN! We were all SOAKED by the time we got back.

Anyways as dried off, we broke out all the new toys mom had bought us! Cause when Rei and Eden were here, we all had fun tearing up every toy in the house...cept for the bones. Mom said from this point on she's not buying stuffed toys.

I'm just like whatever, cause these new toys are awesome, she's going to get some more, cause we're going to have some more visitors coming soon!

Note from Erin:
When I'm buying toys, I just by for the big dogs....Texas will haul around the biggest toys and have fun so...whats the point of buying little?

Texas's Motto:
If I look at it Its Mine
If I sniff it Its Mine
If I want it Its Mine
If you have it Its Mine
If you are having more fun with it than, I'm having with my current toy ITS MINE. (wow that one was long. lol)
And you know the drill.

As I was telling someone else, I don't make "specialer" allowances for Texas due to his size...mainly because he is the bully of the family!

Little Dog = Big Additude.