Conversations from the Bed of Erin

I have taken to studying in my bedroom, as its the quietest place away from my computers, that I can focus in. But since I have allowed the dogs on my bed, I have to deal with this:

Dogs: *gasp* Hey mom's on her bed! Lets join her!

Me: *groans*

Texas:*bounces on bed* HIiii Mom!! Can I sit on your lap?

Bubbles: *whines* I can't get up here..... Moom?

Me: You can when you want too

Bubbles: Noo I really really can't.

Me: Fine. *leans down to heft the dog onto the bed*

*dogs tramp around the books and papers, effectly destroying any sense of order*

Me: *sigh*

Bubbles: Maaa Texas won't share your lap, and I'm older which means I gotta sit on your lap

Texas: I WAS HERE FIRST!! HEY she pushed me off!!??

Me: omg guys get off of me

Dogs: You...don't want us on your lap?

Me: Puts head in hands. Alright both of you out of here!

Texas: But..but...don't you love us?? I wanna be in heeerrreeeee

Bubbles: Fine. I'll go sit on the couch.

*closes door behind them*

Through the closed door comes the  sounds of pitiful whines from Texas

"shedoesn'tloveme*shedoesn'tloveme*shedoesn'tloveme*shedoesn'tloveme*shedoesn'tloveme*shedoesn'tloveme*"

Me: Oh geez fine, come back in but you have to stay here. *places dog in position away from papers*

Texas: Youdoloveme! iloveyouiloveyouIloveyouiloveyouiloveyou
*clambers into my lap, and settles down.*

Me: Yeah I love you too crazy pup..

Hours later, I hobble out with sleepy legs, and aching back..but the dog is happy.

I think I'll be finding a new study spot soon.

Or..... I suppose I could just teach them not to get on the bed.......

Speaking of teaching... that was a perfect example of how to teach your dog to beg.