Tug of War..the Lazy version

Ok, so we all knows how to play tug-of-war wit our brotthers, sisters moms, dads whatevers. I persoably thinks that is a lot of wasted energies, so only play it wit those I can beats. Like not mom. 
Butt anyway I'm here to tell you about the all new patented 
LAZY TUG!!!

Pompei and me play "real" tug

. Ok the first step in lazy tug, is a long toy, like dis rope toy.

Next step is to find a nice comfy spot toy lay down and holds the toy firmly in your teeth. 

Den you just kinda chews on it with your teeths...and only pull if pulled. 

You can also use your growly voice if your other 'pponent is pullin to hard. 

That works wit POmpei....

Sometimes.... 

Sometimes you has to stand up to get a better grip. 
Also notice how i has Pompei strateegagickly positioned under the coffe table? He can't even go no where and pull.
Genius I knows. 

I am in charge of the toy!

You guys shoul try dis sometime it is very theraputik and makes you has more energy to play when your peoples get tired!!