Today, I, Texas The Doxie, will present to yous all a review of a
This toy has a strange name, so its not even worth mentioning no this here bloggy. So um...lets get to the action shall wee? So mom went to the Petstore WITHOUT ME wiht Rob yesterday and the little bugger got to PICK OUT HIS OWN TOYS!?
Am I bitter 'bout that you ask?
No. I am not.
I just STEAL ALL THE TOYS AWAY AND THEN SNAP AT HIM WHEN HE COMES CLOSE!
Then mom puts them up and of course its all Rob's fault that we was board and stuff.
Um... where was I?
So this thing is a KONG Wobbler, KNOCK OFF. I know, that is prolly a big deteerant but that didn't even stop mom. (she's a cheap scape) so you can get this little "beutee" at your local PetsMart for only $7.97!!
So antiways... mom gets this monstroscity home and tries to open it. Me, being the smartest, most handsomest doggie alive, realized immediately that this produced food..so was all fur mom letting me play wit it. So i ran and around barkign at her ..but her never even put it down for a long time!
She kept tryin' to un twist the thingymajiggy and it wouldn't even come loose! Not even for a whole night!
So mom just stuck some foods in teh little wholes, and let me and Bubbles play with it.
LEmme tell yous how smart I am.
I got that thing done in like. 5 seconds flat!! BLAM!
Don't believe me??
I gots some video PROOF!!!!!
Anyway mom says its not a great toy cause the plastic is cheeps, and if Rob gotta ahold of it he would tear it up in like two seconds, cause he thinks you has to bite it to get the food out, not hit it with your feets.
He's a dumb bunny.
So if you want a toy like dis, spend the money and get a really KONG WOBBLER!