My momme hates me. I know she does else why would she do stufs like dis? An I was real good in da store too! I didn't do much sniifies, and I walk right beside her alla way! I did try to say hi to some peoples but mom jus tole me too leave it.
So den why do I haz to wear this???
See I even tried to run away wit mom's classmate, but mom caught me!