Texas Log: Not Fair

Here I am minding my own buisness, Mom and Pomps had left for some sort of music something with the Aunties and Uncles (I have like..a ton now) so I got on my twitter account, checked out my tweeps, but didn't say anything cause....I didn't have anything to say. duh.
Then I happened to stumble upon something I don't think mom meant for me to see.
It was like a ton of pictures.
Of DOGS.

LOTS and LOTS of dogs.

Apparently.....SOMEONE took SOMEONE ELSE to a PAWTY and I DIDN'T EVEN GET INVITED!
Then I saw the worst things.

PHOTOS OF OTHER DACHSHUNDS.

IS mom Cheating on us!??!

I'm just glad that it rained and thundered the whole time while they were there. Serves them right for leaving me at home.
Woof.

But I did learn a cool trick...I can hop on mom's desk from the back of couch...hehe which means if she leaves any food no there.......

hehehehehehehehehehehehe....*morphs into evil laugh.


oh.
mom said i have to say that she did take metothedogparkealiertodayandthatihadfun.
But that is NOT the point.
The point is.
I SHOULD have GONE to the PARTY!!!
So. THERE.

yea...even bubbles went this time.

checking out the pee spots

This is my "I'm-not-having-fun" face just fyi

"what long legs you have sir!"