Texas: Hi Mom! I see yous is nice and comfortable wit dat book thingy. So I thought that you needed some lap warms thingy.
Me: No Texas
Texas: I knows you didn't just say "NO" did yous? I didn't thinks I heard dat...so ok can I sits on dis side?
Me: Texas STAY.
Texas: I'm not moving butt I do needs to get up dear, right in dat little wittle corner right dare.
Me: Texas NO. Go somewhere
Bubbles: Can I gets up too mom?
Me: No Bubbles Stay.
Bubbles:...Do you...*gasp* Not love me anymore? Mom do you love me? MOoom? Do you? Do you still love me?
Texas: No she don't Bubbles, only me can fit up dare wit hers.
Me: DOGS. BE.QUIET. Get on the OTHER COUCHES.
Texas:............ you don't want me up dare wit you?
Me: For the LAST time. No.
Texas: ......buuttt mmooooommmm
Texas: FINE.BE LIKE DAT.