Texas: Hi Mom! I see yous is nice and comfortable wit dat book thingy. So I thought that you needed some lap warms thingy.
Me: No Texas
Texas: I knows you didn't just say "NO" did yous? I didn't thinks I heard dat...so ok can I sits on dis side?
Me: Texas STAY.
Texas: I'm not moving butt I do needs to get up dear, right in dat little wittle corner right dare.
Me: Texas NO. Go somewhere
Bubbles: Can I gets up too mom?
Me: No Bubbles Stay.
Bubbles:...Do you...*gasp* Not love me anymore? Mom do you love me? MOoom? Do you? Do you still love me?
Texas: No she don't Bubbles, only me can fit up dare wit hers.
Me: DOGS. BE.QUIET. Get on the OTHER COUCHES.
Texas:............ you don't want me up dare wit you?
Me: For the LAST time. No.
Texas: ......buuttt mmooooommmm
ME: --------------
Texas: FINE.BE LIKE DAT.
14 comments:
THAT'll Teach HER!!!
BOL!!!!
We have that EXACT conversation at our house ALL the time! Well, except da names are different of course. BOL
MinnaK
At least they are both lap size dogs, what do you do with a 65 pounder that wants to sit in laps....BOL
Wyatt's Mom
*snickers* I know this game all to well!
:)
Hugs,
what a mean mom!
Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com/
Anybody else understand what I do? Loose translation of word or name "Texas" is... "INDEPENDENT AS HELL".
What you expect?
wif love from the Luke
Come over, you can sit on my laps, darling!!!
squeeee! :)
Those humans can be so mean. It's a wonder you put up so much attitude Texas. Hang in there.
Flash,Alven and Dottie
thats right you give her the silent tweatment that'll show hers AND at night we suggest a nice toot in the face that'll shows hers to not let you on the couch
buwaahahaha
pee.s
we hopes you have a gweat thanksgiving
pibble sugars and wee wiggles
the pittie pack
and the wee ones
I think that is what you call the cold shoulder!!!
Thank you so much for taking the time to leave words on my blog when I had my scary seizures. I am sure that all the good thoughts that came through the internets scared the seizure monster away and I am feeling great. All the wonderful comments also helped momma to feel less stressy and that means a lot.
Slobbers,
Mango
thats right you give her the silent tweatment that'll show hers AND at night we suggest a nice toot in the face that'll shows hers to not let you on the couch
buwaahahaha
pee.s
we hopes you have a gweat thanksgiving
pibble sugars and wee wiggles
the pittie pack
and the wee ones
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