Dear Texas and Bubbles.
How are you? Truthfully I hope your stomachs are in little knots, but that would sound mean, and Bunny might really go with her offer about calling ASPCA! I trust you enjoyed BOTH your dinners tonight, despite the fact that ONE Of them was NOT YOURS. I really have no clue how you managed to get your short little legs on my DESK. TEXAS...but you can believe I was not happy to see Bubbles scarfing down the remains of my dinner. Lucky you, you already had your dinner, so you can't go to bed with out it. :-p
Your very annoyed.