Monday, September 6, 2010

Wish List for Mom's Birthday

OMD I just looked at da bloggy and saw dat  mom has been posting pics of me an Bubbles NAKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How embareressing. I mean fur real lady do you not give us any dignities at all?
SO anyway I knowed her birthdays is coming up and I thought to myself:
"Texas, you should get your mom to get you a new collar for her birthday,SPEICALLY since she missed yours!"
No I am NOT being selfsish at all cause um... she LIKES to buy  us stuff.
FOR REAL.

SO I had to get on the etsy place site, cause they haves a lot of cools stuff and BOY oh BOY was there LOTS to choose from.
Since I'm a very dapper dachshund, *if I do say sos my self.*
I'm thinking somtin red, or green, or black. Sometin that screams
"I"M IN CHARGE HERE"
Oh yeah and I looked for a star as well.
The Ring a Ding from Lucky Fiona
Hmm..its red, its black, its looks like a good "guy" collar...hmmmmm *scratches self*
NEXT!
Road Rules from Coley's Collars
I like dat it says rules for road, cause rules and in charge dogs goes together..
Texas Hold Em' from Coley's Collars 
Annnd I only like dis one cause it says Texas in it. heehee

FUR BUBBLES:

The Whootie from Addison Logan's Shop
Girly stufss.
Welcome To Miami by Addisson Logan
More girly stufss

The Duchess by Bow Wow Couture
and MORE girly stufss. 

Ok so dats 3 collars fur me, and three collars for Bubbles, and Pompei already got a fancy collar, so he don't need one....soo...*does math in head*
$90!!!!!
WOOF!
Now letsss seeee..
I needs to get a tag, in case I has to hitch hike or sometin, you know like when mom starves me again.
OMD IS DIS NOT PEFECT OR WHAT!??!!?!?
Mom says sometin about needin on wit more room for "information" but who needs dat, I mean its not like I'm going to let a strange touch me any who!? 
BOL! Mom says Touche'

ANd Bubbles can have dis one, cause she goes up to anyone alla time. 
Dumb girls.

Now...i gots to find mom's credit card thingy...............
SNAPS.
Mom caught me and says the only dog things she's buying dis month is a.....DOG HAIR BROOM!?!?
HOW BORING IS DAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
I thinks I'm giong to be hitchhiking sooner dan I thoughts. 


Wait...what? You didn't even know I was naked?? 
*runs and hides* 

14 comments:

JackDaddy said...

I'm so used to running around naked that I hadn't even noticed!! The tall guy doesn't like to hear my tags when he's trying to sleep.

houndstooth said...

Texas, that's so not right! I personally love The Whootie, but I bet it doesn't come in my size. I think you'd better grab that magic plastic when your mom's not looking fast!

Bunny

3 doxies said...

OMG...is you blogging in da furs ONLY?????? Oh dat wrong.
Okays, purty genious of ya to get your mom to buys you sumptin on her birthday. I mean I know hers furgot your and all so I thinks it only fairs. Howevers, you know what MY mum gaves me fur MY birthday? A freakin' pair of nail clippers.
I just loves them collars and da tags. They is just perfect...but do you REALLY need 3?

Puddles

Frankie Furter said...

Nekkid???? OMD OMD I must admit I had not noticed that. Well, I only have eyes for my WIVES I guess.
Now that Texas Hold'em collar just Screams for a place of honor around your neck!!!
Your mom wants to buy just a furs broon... what is up with that? Tell her that she is BUSTED. all of Blogville knows of her Stingy ways now... so she had better watch out... or we'll all be poopin in her yard!! hehehe

road-dog-tales said...

We go around nekkid sometimes, too. But not when we're on the road. So - we would love the "Road Rules" collar.
PeeS - a broom? Humans don't know anything about how to spend their green papers!
The Road Dogs

Kari in WeHo said...

Those sure are some pretty collars and tags :)

-Kari http://dogisgodinreverse.com

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Oh's 'da Josie posts Naked pho-toes of my siblings all 'da times!! hee hees..

'dose are some neat looking collars!!

Mommy buys us stuffs on hers birfdays toos. Of course our Mommy has been 'da same age for about 4 years.. pretty weird how 'dat works..

Hugs!!
'da Josie

Sandra said...

Those are some super awesome gifts that I hope you do get for your Mom's birthday, hehe. Maybe for her you can get her some real sloppy kisses. Mom's like that kind of thing.

Flash, Alven and Dottie

3 doxies said...

Yo Texas, did your mom get my email???

Puddles

Jazzi said...

Texas,
Thanks for dropping by my blog.Nice to meet you and you are a handsome guy. I like the first collar, it does say I am in charge here!! And the Sheriff badge is just icing on the cake. It sounds great to me that Mom buy this for you for her birthday!! Thats her job ya know!!
Hope to see you in your new collar ASAP. :-)

wags
Jazzi

Jazzi said...

Texas,
Thanks for dropping by my blog.Nice to meet you and you are a handsome guy. I like the first collar, it does say I am in charge here!! And the Sheriff badge is just icing on the cake. It sounds great to me that Mom buy this for you for her birthday!! Thats her job ya know!!
Hope to see you in your new collar ASAP. :-)

wags
Jazzi

Jazzi said...

Texas,
Thanks for dropping by my blog.Nice to meet you and you are a handsome guy. I like the first collar, it does say I am in charge here!! And the Sheriff badge is just icing on the cake. It sounds great to me that Mom buy this for you for her birthday!! Thats her job ya know!!
Hope to see you in your new collar ASAP. :-)

wags
Jazzi

Frankie Furter said...

Nekkid???? OMD OMD I must admit I had not noticed that. Well, I only have eyes for my WIVES I guess.
Now that Texas Hold'em collar just Screams for a place of honor around your neck!!!
Your mom wants to buy just a furs broon... what is up with that? Tell her that she is BUSTED. all of Blogville knows of her Stingy ways now... so she had better watch out... or we'll all be poopin in her yard!! hehehe

houndstooth said...

Texas, that's so not right! I personally love The Whootie, but I bet it doesn't come in my size. I think you'd better grab that magic plastic when your mom's not looking fast!

Bunny