The story of my eye
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Once apon a time,far,far away was a little (an very cute) doxie named Texas. Ok so I don't know if my name was Texas yet den, butt for the purrpose of dis story it is *ahem* He was a mini doxie who lived with his human woman person and human man person I can't even call dem mom and dad cause they weren't good dog persons.and a rottieweiler named .....we'll call him Methuselah. <-Cause he was real old and crachity.Ok fine so I don't even knowed dat either but it sounds good. Anyway I prolly was like 8 weeks-old when i came into their house an lived wit them for a while. Yeep don't even remember all dat either! So anywhoo I lived dear for a while but once again dey didn't even feed me enough, so one day I got up my courage and faced my fears. I snuck some food from Methuselah's bowl. SCORE!! He didn't even see me I was so quick, dat food was some of da best food ever,and so much more better den the stuffs I was getting, so I did it again. I went fur a week eating good until that fateful day in....um.. prolly Oct 2008. I was going in fur da kill and all of the sudden my whole left ..or is it right? ... anyway, all of the sudden my whole left face was burning there was growling, i can hear my shrieks of pain (Note from Erin: With the way this little dog can scream no doubt they thought he was at deaths door) before everything went black.When I woked up dear was peoples leaning over me, there was things stickin outta of me and human woman and human man were NO.WHERE.TO.BE.SEEN. I was ALLLL alone. Scariest thing of my whole life. And ta top it off I was missin my man hood!!!!
So you can guess dat I was not feeling my best towards other dogs and humans. Especially when human woman and human dad didn't even come back to get me!!!
YEP you read it right dey LEFT ME AT DA ANIMAL HOSPITAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well da vet tech lady there was really nice and took me home and got me back on my feets,and i got ta play with my dogmate Ellie May. BUt den i found out Vet-Mom couldn't even keep me either!!!!
See does scars on my face? dats where dey sticked my head back together.
What in da world was a dog supposed ta do? I was a dog without no home. But den one day Vet-Mom took me too a doggie daycare place, dat was right below da "Emergancy Animal Hospital" and guess who worked dear?!?!?! Didya guess Mom? Yeppers mom worked dear and felled in love wit me RIGHT AWAY.
{Me at da daycare place}
Butt at dat time she had a guide dog puppy named Midnight an Grandpa didn't even want her ta get anymore puppies at da moment cause she was supposed to be moving to another state. Butt mom knew dat I was da one for her, so she was real sneaky and just showed Grandpa a pic of me, cause she knowed he was a sucker for dachshunds. And guess what?!? It worked!!!! So den I came and lived with her forever and ever amen.The End
