Mom is supposed ta bail me out today when she gots offa work and stuff but it has been horrifyingable. They poked me wit poky needles and stuff and mom is hopin dat I didn't bites anyone about dat. Whatever lady like I has EVER done that!? Mom says dat she was surprised dat the prison guard, was able to carry me out wit out me barkin and stuffs and I just gave her the stink eye for not thinkin good about little ol' me. But after paying like $1,600 ($161) to get me outta of there I was sooo so so relieved dat I had to sit on her lap and give hers lots of kisses, even though I was still mad at hers.
Then we had to go gets Pompei cause he gots to go to a friends house and have FUN..so I wasn't very happy to see him at first cause, it wasn't even fair and all dat. Butt the sitter people said that the was a very good boy and that they are super sad cause that is da last time they will get to see a'fore he leaves for the New York place. Intiwayssss I'm super glad to be back in my own house cause dis is where I belongs at.